Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Just thought about it. What if Benedict was a Vulcan in the new Star Trek movie? Can you just imagine the snark going on between him and Spock? The endless banter? The battles in logic? Him taunting Spock about his heritage? Kicking Jim’s ass prompting Spock to go apeshit on him? Then having Kirk be all smirky and crazy and the accent battle that would occur? Him being the most cold, calculating, Vulcan-like villian ever?
Just…think about it.
CAN YOU PICTURE HIM WITH A FUCKING BOWL CUT AND FUCKING POINTY EARS?!? IN A FUCKING TUNIC NO LESS WITH SOME FUCKING SLANTED PERFECT FUCKING EYEBROWS?!!?
